Man.
So we've got a situation.
You know how I packed an entire suitcase just to dogsit for Carlos?
Yup.
I forgot my razor.
Hm.
Can you pick up a disposable at a pharmacy tomorrow?
Maybe if this was a situation lacking all nuance.
But we're in nuance city here.
So I shaved last night.
So that I'd have that stubble that comes before fuzz by tomorrow night.
But I don't need stubble on my throat.
That's all I really need to shave. The throat stubble.
Carlos left his razor out...
I'd only need it for two, three strokes tops!
Man.
I could dry shave even!
Do it.
I say go for it.
What if it turns out that it's his girlfriend's razor?
It should be pretty easy to tell, no?
How's that?
Can you find another razor?
Maybe in the shower?
Process of elimination!
I like it.
I mean, this one is on the sink.
It looks manly.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just a little thing.
Just a little throat stubble.
Do it.
What if there's blood?
Be careful.
Think I should just keep it at a dry shave?
Or should I go full production?
I feel like I usually junk up the blades more if it's dry.
But if it's full production, I'm probably just going to be shaving naked.
Because I usually shower off the excess shaving cream.
Maybe just wet the area?
Nice, I like that.
Is this something we'll all have a good laugh about with Carlos someday?
Yes.
But not for a while.
