Oh, I've been meaning to confront you about something.
So, at Rock Bottom trivia...
Yeah...
You went to the bathroom to poop.
I did!
When you were done pooping, I was at the urinal peeing...
Uh oh.
I know where this is going.
You walked out of pooping without washing your hands!
Yep.
You gotta wash your hands! Especially after a poop!
Man.
We're all gonna die eventually.
Doesn't make that much difference.
Some of us because we get E. Coli from a high five with you.
