Man, I hate Will Shortz.
Really? I thought he was universally beloved.
What if Will Shortz cured cancer? Would your feelings change?
No.
What if, after curing cancer, he bought the Pirates and turned them into World Series champs, then brought the cast of Cheers together to film one more episode, guest starring Kevin McHale?
The guy from Glee??
No.
The guy from Cheers.
Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Richard Dean Anderson.
I always thought a MacGyver / Cheers crossover would just fit.
Yes.
Different networks though.
Glee is on a different network from Cheers.
And also different from MacGyver.
So what you're saying is that nothing Will Shortz could do would redeem him?
That's what you're saying!
And it seems I'm right.
