Man, my thumb nail is getting really long.
You ever let a fingernail go?
Oh yeah.
I like to keep at least one hand in operation for scratches and picks.
Right.
And to open shit.
Yes!
There's so much plastic in modern life!
Yep.
But man... where I am now, this thing could seriously hurt me.
It's not so much that I want to part with it, it's that it needs to be retired.