Hey, have we talked about my denture cleaner?
Nope.
May we?
Sure.
It's been a while since I've bought some, but I decided it was time to get the old retainer out to wear at night.
Oh man.
You know, now that I'm single and on the market and my teeth are shifting, now's the time.
Right.
So I get a box of denture cleaner, and it says "New & Improved!" on it.
That doesn't make me feel great.
I feel like this is a product that shouldn't have needed room for growth.
Right.
I mean, what was I putting in my mouth back when I used to wear a retainer?
Poison.
Exactly. And now they've improved that poison!
Alright I'm gonna take a quick shower.
Do it.
